Nathan Scott, Scott McCollum, and Laurence Simon http://www.pureidiom.com The inter-dimensional misadventures of two secret agents of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (and their dastardly cat) -- a politically conservative satire that takes aim at life, liberty and the pursuit of filthy lucre. All impersonations of people and depictions of places and events (real or otherwise) are entirely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. Don't Mess With The Space-Time Continuum The inter-dimensional misadventures of two secret agents of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (and their dastardly cat) -- a politically conservative satire that takes aim at life, liberty and the pursuit of filthy lucre. All impersonations of people and depictions of places and events (real or otherwise) are entirely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. Nathan Scott, Scott McCollum, and Laurence Simon pureidiom@spamarrest.com Comedy http://www.pureidiom.com/altlogo.gif http://www.pureidiom.com Pure Idiom Podcast Sat, 29 Dec 2005 13:46:22 PST Yes Don't Mess With The Space-Time Continuum The inter-dimensional misadventures of two secret agents of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy (and their dastardly cat) -- a politically conservative satire that takes aim at life, liberty and the pursuit of filthy lucre. Pure Idiom Podcast Nathan invents the Impossibility Engine. Scott gets an e-mail from the top satellite radio producer about the podcast. Tinkerbell The Cat leaves Nathan and Scott stranded in Hurricane-ravaged New Orleans. http://www.pureidiom.com Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:00:30 PST Pure Idiom Podcast Pure Idiom Nathan invents the Impossibility Engine. Scott gets an e-mail from the top satellite radio producer about the podcast. Tinkerbell The Cat leaves Nathan and Scott stranded in Hurricane-ravaged New Orleans. Pure Idiom Podcast comedy 00:13:54 http://www.pureidiom.com/podcast/upandaway_part1.mp3 Tinkerbell the Cat strands Nathan and Scott in flooded New Orleans, where they meet up with looters and get fired upon by the Coast Guard. Tinkerbell rescues them, and they meet Bruce Campbell. http://www.pureidiom.com Wed, 12 Oct 2005 20:00:45 PST Pure Idiom Podcast Pure Idiom Tinkerbell the Cat strands Nathan and Scott in flooded New Orleans, where they meet up with looters and get fired upon by the Coast Guard. Tinkerbell rescues them, and they meet Bruce Campbell. Pure Idiom Podcast comedy 00:18:39 http://www.pureidiom.com/podcast/upandaway_part2.mp3 Nathan, Scott and Tinkerbell fight off a commie zombie invasion led by Professor Ward Churchill. They visit a Zionist Elder for advice, and use the Impossibility Engine to stock up on zombie killing weapons. http://www.pureidiom.com Thu, 27 Oct 2005 14:15:45 PST Pure Idiom Podcast Pure Idiom Nathan, Scott and Tinkerbell fight off a commie zombie invasion led by Professor Ward Churchill. They visit a Zionist Elder for advice, and use the Impossibility Engine to stock up on zombie killing weapons. Pure Idiom Podcast comedy 00:17:11 http://www.pureidiom.com/podcast/nightlivingdead_part1.mp3 Description: Nathan and Scott, our two secret agents of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, plus Tinkerbell their Talking Cat, kidnap Alice Cooper from his Halloween night concert, storm evil Professor Churchill's house and struggle valiantly to save the world from an infestation of evil commie zombies. Alice Cooper turns out to know Karate, and Tinkerbell discovers that zombies taste like chicken. All impersonations of people and depictions of places and events (real or otherwise) are entirely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. http://www.pureidiom.com Thu, 30 Oct 2005 21:00:45 PST Pure Idiom Podcast Pure Idiom Description: Nathan and Scott, our two secret agents of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, plus Tinkerbell their Talking Cat, kidnap Alice Cooper from his Halloween night concert, storm evil Professor Churchill's house and struggle valiantly to save the world from an infestation of evil commie zombies. Alice Cooper turns out to know Karate, and Tinkerbell discovers that zombies taste like chicken. All impersonations of people and depictions of places and events (real or otherwise) are entirely fictional and meant for entertainment purposes only. Pure Idiom Podcast comedy 00:15:11 http://www.pureidiom.com/podcast/nightlivingdead_part2.mp3 Nathan and Tinkerbell use the Impossibility Engine to rescue Scott from his hellish Thanksgiving with his relatives in Texas, but when the relatives attack with a baseball bat, the Engine crash-lands in Harriet Miers' backyard. Tinkerbell betrays the two humans for a saucer of milk and a tummy rub, and Harriet holds them all captive in a delusional attempt to force them to use the Impossibility Engine to change reality and make her the Supreme Court Justice of the whole wide world! http://www.pureidiom.com Thu, 17 Nov 2005 22:15:09 PST Pure Idiom Podcast Pure Idiom Nathan and Tinkerbell use the Impossibility Engine to rescue Scott from his hellish Thanksgiving with his relatives in Texas, but when the relatives attack with a baseball bat, the Engine crash-lands in Harriet Miers' backyard. Tinkerbell betrays the two humans for a saucer of milk and a tummy rub, and Harriet holds them all captive in a delusional attempt to force them to use the Impossibility Engine to change reality and make her the Supreme Court Justice of the whole wide world! Pure Idiom Podcast comedy 00:21:02 http://www.pureidiom.com/podcast/pureidiom3_part1.mp3 Nathan, Scott and Tinkerbell flee a crazed Harriet Miers and head to the Vast Right Wing Headquarters for help. Tinkerbell is mistaken for the latest piece of VRWC spyware, Scott confesses that he has a VRWC implant, the New Feline Order is introduced and President Bush and Dick Cheney both explain to Nathan just how complicated it is to keep a conspiracy running like a well-oiled machine. http://www.pureidiom.com Sat, 03 Dec 2005 19:01:02 PST Pure Idiom Podcast Pure Idiom Nathan, Scott and Tinkerbell flee a crazed Harriet Miers and head to the Vast Right Wing Headquarters for help. Tinkerbell is mistaken for the latest piece of VRWC spyware, Scott confesses that he has a VRWC implant, the New Feline Order is introduced and President Bush and Dick Cheney both explain to Nathan just how complicated it is to keep a conspiracy running like a well-oiled machine. Pure Idiom Podcast comedy 00:18:10 http://www.pureidiom.com/podcast/pureidiom3_part2.mp3 Nathan, Scott and Tinkerbell are summoned to Vegas by the VRWC to stop blogger Laurence Simon from carrying out his plan to assassinate the top ten Pajamas Media bloggers and win big at the 2005 Vegas Celebrity Dead Pool competition. But not everything is quite what it seems, as Tinkerbell is used as bait to set an adorably fluffy trap and our Secret Agents are caught in the crossfire. Special thanks to Tom Paine of the Shire Network News podcast for appearing as the voice of Laurence Simon. http://www.pureidiom.com Fri, 29 Dec 2005 12:39:42 PST Pure Idiom Podcast Pure Idiom Nathan, Scott and Tinkerbell are summoned to Vegas by the VRWC to stop blogger Laurence Simon from carrying out his plan to assassinate the top ten Pajamas Media bloggers and win big at the 2005 Vegas Celebrity Dead Pool competition. But not everything is quite what it seems, as Tinkerbell is used as bait to set an adorably fluffy trap and our Secret Agents are caught in the crossfire. Special thanks to Tom Paine of the Shire Network News podcast for appearing as the voice of Laurence Simon. Pure Idiom Podcast comedy 00:32:12 http://www.pureidiom.com/podcast/holiday.mp3